But it was cool when Hilary Swank did it

14 Jan

Samantha Brooks of Great Britain is accused of getting laid by pretending to be a man to two different women. In one case, this succeeded for over eight years. Her foolproof methods?


[Brooks] is further alleged to have used enough bubble bath to conceal her body from the woman.


She also managed to fool her victims by urinating standing up, which as any child over the age of two can tell you means you’re a dude and a really horrible trick to use if you aren’t a dude.

The real tragedy for Brooks is that she got caught in Great Britain. She should have gone to Massachusetts, where it’s perfectly legal to have sex with someone by lying to them.*

*The sexual abuse section of the Federal Criminal Code does not specifically address sex obtained through lying, either. The U.S. government still requires you to use something scary to rape someone. Clever tricks don’t count.


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