Polamalu’s hair has already won the Super Bowl of ladies’ hearts

26 Jan

From CNBC:

Best Selling NFL Women’s Jerseys

  1. Troy Polamalu, Steelers
  2. Peyton Manning, Colts
  3. Drew Brees, Saints
  4. Aaron Rodgers, Packers
  5. Tom Brady, Patriots
  6. Tim Tebow, Broncos
  7. Miles Austin, Cowboys
  8. Eli Manning, Giants
  9. Tony Romo, Cowboys
  10. Jason Witten, Cowboys

The NFL could probably go a long way to improving the rape-y, assault-y image of its players if they would just make them grow long hair. So sensitive!

Also, NFL organizers should make players come out onto the field exactly like this before each game. Clothed gladiators have no place in our world, as the underworked costume designers of Spartacus: Blood and Sand know so well.

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One Response to “Polamalu’s hair has already won the Super Bowl of ladies’ hearts”

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  1. FACT: Super Bowl sexier than sex « pukingponies - February 4, 2011

    […] we blame Troy Polamalu’s hair? An online survey found that 73 percent of women would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex. […]

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