It’s Pro Bowl Day, ladies. Don’t forget to wear your boobs.

30 Jan

Today is Pro-Bowl day. First I’d like to first stop and have a laugh that the AFC and NFC starting QBs are Tom Brady and Michael Vick respectively. Did you watch any of the post-season? You should be laughing.

Second, I’d like to have a laugh at the new line of NFL apparel for women. Here is a line of clothing geared to the woman who is afraid that the roomy NFL jersey she stole from her boyfriend four seasons ago has now confused him into thinking she might be a man.

Ladies, get your curves out!  Your boyfriends are so drunk that when they look bleary-eyed around the man cave full of neighbors you invited over, they can’t “tell what’s what” anymore. Save him the embarrassment this time around. The “best offense” against your boyfriend feeling up Rob from across the street is  a “better fit” that lets him know you have boobs even from a distance.

Seriously, does this mean the end of morning-after scenes where dude wakes up to find his lady friend making breakfast in nothing but his oversized ancient 49ers jersey? Because that would be depressing.

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