America’s Unemployment Crisis, Pro-lifers With a Camera Edition

2 Feb

Some unimaginative anti-choice twits with a hidden video camera and a perennial free afternoon schedule wanted to make an ACORN video of their very own by trolling Planned Parenthood clinics looking for proof that Baby Killers, Inc. hates sex workers so much that they would provide health services to them.

Take a good look in the mirror, America. We are clearly failing these morons.

These people need real jobs. Nobody with a productive, meaningful daily occupation that he or she can at least take moderate satisfaction from can possibly be this insane.

So here’s my humble proposal: we need to start putting more federal funding in zoos.

Zoos, everyone. Think about it. We invest in zoos and get these people jobs lecturing endangered species to just fuck fuck fuck fuck all the time and make as many babies as possible. These people could do some actual good for the first time and fulfill their deep-seated longing to nag something into having more offspring than it clearly really wanted. At last, everyone wins.

I am the new jobs czar!

Failing that, America has to look itself in the mirror about our education system. This type cast insane-looking person behind the videos (pictured above) started “infiltrating abortion clinics as a college student in 2006.” This means her teachers didn’t even give her enough homework to keep her mind occupied with something useful or logic-related. 

“This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Planned Parenthood intentionally breaks state and federal laws and covers up the abuse of the young girls it claims to serve,” said Lila Rose, president of Live Action.

Yes, that’s definitely what you think you’ve proven.

If she really hated sex abuse so much, she’d be running sting operations on NFL players and Navy officers and Catholic priests (you don’t need a link for that). But no, according to her internal Rubix blob logic, Planned Parenthood is the real devil in the sex abuse equation.

You have to have a lot of free time on your hands to get around to that little math fail.

Here’s a better project: go secretly video tape John Boehner laughing in his little cave like the mutant orange bat testicle that he is about all the women whose sexual assaults he is seeking to negate with HR 3, one of his “top legislative priorities.” Here, my dear insane anti-choice diarrhea stick, is the real person trying to cover up the sex abuse of women.

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  1. The GOP time machine: culture wars all over again, because there’s no economic crisis « pukingponies - February 11, 2011

    […] Mike Pence’s plan to defund Planned Parenthood, because of those stupid videos made by an insane-looking newsmonger who wants to be a Hollyweed actress, and here we go, success, America no longer has to worry about […]

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