Hillbilly Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

9 Feb

THIS GUY.

 

This award-winning mullet-with-a-face-attached rigged a sex toy to explode. What was in it? Gunpowder and BBs, leftover from the last meth-fueled squirrel hunt.

[Terry Allen] Lester is accused of making modifications to a sex toy and turning it into a potential explosive device.

The complaint goes on to say that Lester planned on giving it to one of three women he knew. Each of those relationships had ended badly.

Ended badly? With this guy? Too bad, he seems like a creative type.

 

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