Berlusconi can’t see why all women are mad, because all women are special

14 Feb

Because it is Valentine’s Day, and because hundreds of thousands of Italian women are pissed for some lame reason that their prime minister is a global wax-faced embarrassment, Silvio Berlusconi has the following to say about his gentlemanly perspective on women:

“I have always made it so that every woman feels, how should I say, special.”

Whoops! Sorry, dude, your douchey math is reflective of the pathetic state of your country’s economy. “All,” “every” ≠ “special,” “exceptional.”

The late standup comic Bill Hicks’s math equation for love is more to the point for someone with half a nut worth of honesty: “It’s hard to have a relationship in this business, man, you’re always traveling and keeping weird hours, you know. It’s going to take a very special woman. Or, a bunch of average ones.”

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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