Michele vs. Michelle on breastfeeding

16 Feb

Let’s see, what relatively uncontroversial, good-for-society thing can Michele Bachmann take a stand against today?

In an interview Tuesday with conservative radio host Laura Ingraham, Bachmann slammed the first lady’s push to get mothers to breastfeed their children as a way to reduce childhood obesity, saying it amounted to too much government intervention.

Right. “GET YOUR GUVMINT HANDS AWAY FROM MY BOOBS,” Michele yells slightly off to the left of camera. Awkward silence while a few Congressional interns look around at each other and shrug.

As Politics Daily’s Lynn Sweet reported, Michelle Obama will speak out to remove barriers to breastfeeding, following a recent White House push for relaxed workplace rules and an Internal Revenue Service ruling that breast pumps and other nursing supplies are eligible for tax breaks.

Bachmann’s handlers gave her one too many of the crazy pills and finally pushed her round full circle, since apparently now tax breaks constitute forcible government intervention. “NO MORE TAX BREAKS ON SPINACH, THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO FORCE YOU TO INCREASE YOUR IRON INTAKE” and so on.

Hopefully this means she will campaign for a new “no tax cuts for boobs” policy that can soundly distract Americans as Congress works out entitlement reform.

[Politics Daily]


One Response to “Michele vs. Michelle on breastfeeding”


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