Iowa HS wrestler’s “faith” won’t let him “engage a girl” and other erotic failures

17 Feb

Your favorite homoerotic sport, Iowa high school Greco-Roman wrestling, got all puritan and lame this year and forced the kids to do some heteroerotic wrestles, too.

Some poor kid was forced by his “faith” to drop out of a wrestling match at the state tournament when he learned he would have to wrestle a girl since this vagina-haver qualified for state.

Unlucky for this guy! This young man’s faith only allows him to sweat up his unitard when he can grab some other guy’s butt and bury his face in it, so he forfeited. This is how he put it to the media:

“As a matter of conscience and faith, I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa.”

Meanwhile, freshman Cassy Herkelman was the first woman in Iowa to win a wrestling match at the state tournament because of the forfeit.

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