Facebook democracy still declares “Justin Bieber is gay” more cool than “Justin Bieber is pro-life”

18 Feb

Some of my readers (all three of you) have reflected that I discuss abortion a bit too much in this space, and perhaps there are other topics within the scope of human experience worth my attention. Fair point.

But I can’t resist this. No one can. I won’t get all Revelation-ending on you and declare Bieber’s career ruined by his incoherent conservative anti-abortion comments and the inevitable three-news-cycle-long backlash that continues to brew. It isn’t ruined, no one really cares, except this one Connecticut congressman. Literally no one will remember this teenager existed in 4-6 years when signed copies of his albums start appearing in Rio flea markets. He will soon look old and have a goatee and be dumped, like Leif Garrett.

Yet here we are today.

LifeNews needs us to know how much they not only love Justin Bieber, but they know how he personally has been affected by abortion:

Justin’s friends have lost brothers and sisters to abortion — loved ones who should have been there growing up with them and experiencing all life has to offer — had their lives not been snuffed out for convenience.

Imagine a world full of Beeb clones, stalking you with their why-haven’t-they-dropped-yet voices and haranguing you with Usher’s latest awesome saying. “You look so dope with that hat on sideways. Nobody wears it like that. Don’t ever change.”

LifeNews loves this idea so much, they started a Facebook page.

I Love Justin Bieber’s Pro Life Views” has gotten 978 people to “like” it so far. But sadly, it is still 74,389 people behind Facebook group “No wonder Justin Bieber’s so pale, there’s no sun in the closet.”


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: