Kanye West was feeling left out (of the abortion debate)

24 Feb

Here’s a great attention-getting tool some celebrity people have discovered recently: make public comments about abortion!

The same insecure guy who was wearing sunglasses indoors, at night, when he got so emotional during a children’s music video awards ceremony that he had this weird on-stage, pan-the-cameras-this-way, look-at-me outburst decided to say something moronic on Twitter about how an abortion costs “50gs or maybe 100” these days, maybe for one of those fancy Malibu ones where they give you a pedicure while they empty your uterus or something.

He doesn’t cite his sources for this frankly rather sanity-questioning number. Let’s take a look at a selection of his other recent Tweets for some context or insight:

“It ain’t happen to me but I know people.”

“A girls best in’ with me is honesty #majortrustissues”


“What takes more effort… Hitting me back or coming up with a lie for why you didnt?”

“I just zoned on how ill it is to really fall in love… Pimpin is whatev… Love is that shit!”

“Never show up even by yo-self with out telling me!”

“Never show up with somebody with out telling me!”

“Un announced guest is a super pet peeve of mine!”

“Make a nun cum.. make her cremate”

“This week has been a bad massage… I need a happy ending.”

Nope, I still can’t glean shit from this rambling parade of nonsense except a solid sense of persecution and some intimacy problems. JUST DON’T SHOW UP TO HIS HOUSE UN ANNOUNCED.

Eh, I blame America for making our celebrities into neurotic attention whores who say stupid things just to outrage and entertain us with their stupidity. Sarah Palin.

Who wants to take bets some other music industry celebrity in need of some attention says something inane about abortion in the next week?


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