Rick Santorum and his abortion algebra

30 Mar

Presidential hopeful and teabagger ass-lick Rick Santorum has been doing some math in his spare time lately, and it’s not looking good for Social Security. See, here’s the problem: the U.S. ladies aren’t having as many babies as they used to, because of the abortion industry. The birth rate is the lowest in a century, in fact. What’s going on, ladies? The miracle of birth isn’t getting your panties wet like it used to?

“The Social Security system, in my opinion, is a flawed design, period. But having said that, the design would work a lot better if we had stable demographic trends,” Santorum said on WEZS Radio in New Hampshire. “We don’t have enough workers to support the retirees. Well, a third of all the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion.”

With Santorum’s logic, we just need more babies and BOOM: crisis solved. It’s all those abortions that are ruining already-lame “Social Security” (the main source of income for more than half of older Americans), i.e. for the people who don’t make a plan. RickMath says, if there were simply more people, there would just magically be more jobs to collect all those missing payroll taxes (non-illegal immigrant people, he means, since legalizing those people and collecting their payroll taxes would be like a double drive-thru abortion). Yes, America definitely has too many unfilled jobs that all those aborted babies aren’t taking.

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