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Study: studies can help us think about lesbians all day

30 Jan

Well, I thought about posting this study a few days ago when it first started to ooze around the internet like a bloated centipede poised to eat itself to death. This study usefully claims that half of straight men in committed relationships would theoretically forgive their as-yet-not-cheating sorta-straight girlfriends a cheating-type excursion if it were in favor of some other beaver.

But I thought, really, do we need to patronize the people out there who release studies finding that men still get a hard-on from lesbian hookups between straight women in small panties? The converse isn’t true, since straight ladies still do not by and large for some reason find the idea of their boyfriends hooking up with some other dude hot, because women are lame and narrow-minded. And so in reality why the hell should I be posting on this stupid nonsense study?

Well, fuck it, I decided. What’s so wrong with spending a little part of our day thinking about naughty lesbian hookups? If this study can make our day go by a little faster while thinking about lesbians, it was money well spent. That’s why we love studies.