Tag Archives: women in sports

Mandatory skirts for women’s equality

4 May

Have Malaysia’s badminton officials just watched A League of their Own or something?

The governing body of badminton in this hilarious island nation felt that women players weren’t getting the attention that male badminton players enjoy. Solution?

“Just put on the damn skirts.”

The “esthetic and stylish presentation” of players was an important factor in increasing badminton’s popularity, [deputy president Paisan]¬†Rangsikitpho added.

“The clothing regulation is yet another example of how BWF are putting focus on the women’s game to raise the profile.”

Congratulations Malaysia, you have now made it as far as the 1940s.

Iowa HS wrestler’s “faith” won’t let him “engage a girl” and other erotic failures

17 Feb

Your favorite homoerotic sport, Iowa high school Greco-Roman wrestling, got all puritan and lame this year and forced the kids to do some heteroerotic wrestles, too.

Some poor kid was forced by his “faith” to drop out of a wrestling match at the state tournament when he learned he would have to wrestle a girl since this vagina-haver qualified for state.

Unlucky for this guy! This young man’s faith only allows him to sweat up his unitard when he can grab some other guy’s butt and bury his face in it, so he forfeited. This is how he put it to the media:

“As a matter of conscience and faith, I do not believe that it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. It is unfortunate that I have been placed in a situation not seen in most other high school sports in Iowa.”

Meanwhile, freshman Cassy Herkelman was the first woman in Iowa to win a wrestling match at the state tournament because of the forfeit.

Women: so dumb they don’t understand soccer, fucking soccer

24 Jan

I learned something new today. Women can be soccer referees in England! But this has some Sky News game announcers worried, since women are generally fucking morons.

Sky sports host Richard Keys and pundit Andy Gray were talking off-air about assistant referee Sian Massey ahead of a Premier League match between Wolves and Liverpool on Saturday.

Believing their microphones were off, they agreed female officials “don’t know the offside rule.”

Speaking ahead of the match, Keys said “somebody better get down there and explain offside to her” to which Gray responded “women don’t know the offside rule.”

Oh wait. This American with a vagina even knows what the offside rule is in soccer. YOU LOSE.

In fact, Massey, 25, made the correct call on a difficult borderline decision, allowing Liverpool’s opening goal to count.

Ha ha, douche bags. You got beat by a 25-year-old girl.